"It's not supposed to happen to me right now. I am only 29", he said. One could see that it had taken a lot to say it. Must have been building up for a while. Receding hairline, bald spots...all signs of premature 'uncle-dom'.
But then again, I think that it was more likely that he was being melodramatic. For if he wanted a solution for hairfall, he could have just clicked here...