Well, we like silly correlations. Silly being the operative word. And sometimes silly correlations can be revelatory. There is no expectation that they would be though. That's the point.

An example, you ask?

Well, did you know that men who think Portugal will win Euro 2021 report 4.3 happiness with their sex lives, while those who support England are at 3.6. Offered without further comment. Want to give it a go?

Well, fret not, for you can do so right here, right now!

PS: Yes, correlation is not causation. That's why this is all rather, well, silly.

PPS: For those detecting inspiration from Monty Python, yes, it is rather obvious, isn't it?