Here are all the funny ways in which real life sex is different from pornography

We all have learned a lot about sex through porn. It won't be wrong if I say it is our unethical sex education clip. But have you ever thought how different real-life sex is from those filmed intimate encounters? Nope? We did! Want to know what we found? Scroll down!


Kids? Who are they? Do we have one?

Sex between married couples in porn goes out smooth with no intervention of kids. However, in real life, a steamy moment between you and your wife often gets ruined by the knock of your kids. I am right or am I, right?


Pets are too busy to put their nose in your business 

I don't know which trainer do porn stars hire that they are way too well-behaved to ruin their owner's intimate encounters, but my pet just shamelessly jumps on the bed and tries to make my sex sessions a threesome. Does your pet do the same?


Shh, your mother is sleeping next to us, but we can still have some fun 

This can happen in porn videos only. Imagine trying to have sex with your bae while your or his/her parents are at home. Bad Idea.


There is no such word as performance pressure in my dictionary 

Have you ever seen a porn star getting anxious about touching their partner? I haven't. But in real life, there is no person whose hand doesn't sweat before such moments.


Special skills: undressing within a minute

Something is pleasing about seeing porn stars undressing effortlessly, no struggle to open bra hooks, no stuck zip. Only if this could have been a reality!


Living on an isolated island 

I don't know if anyone of you noticed, sex in porn videos are never interrupted by people ringing the doorbell for something unless it is the entry of another character. However, in real life, while you will be having sex, your neighbour would want to borrow sugar from you, your delayed package will arrive, and the world would want you by their side.


Accidents during sex is a myth 

People don't get hurt during sex in pornography. No matter how complicated the situation is, they will be fine. Does this magic happen in real life too? If it would, there would have been no penis fractures, sudden muscle cramps and back injuries.


Porn is nothing like real-life sex, and that is what makes its appealing to eyes. But one thing for sure, sex is better enjoyed by kids knocking the door to tell something bizarre, pets trying to involve themselves without having a clue, irritating toe cramps and endless other awkward moments that make us laugh.





We all have learned a lot about sex through porn. It won't be wrong if I say it is our unethical sex education clip. But have you ever thought how different real-life sex is from those filmed intimate encounters? Nope? We did! Want to know what we found? Scroll down!



Kids? Who are they? Do we have one?

Sex between married couples in porn goes out smooth with no intervention of kids. However, in real life, a steamy moment between you and your wife often gets ruined by the knock of your kids. I am right or am I, right?



Pets are too busy to put their nose in your business 

I don't know which trainer do porn stars hire that they are way too well-behaved to ruin their owner's intimate encounters, but my pet just shamelessly jumps on the bed and tries to make my sex sessions a threesome. Does your pet do the same?



Shh, your mother is sleeping next to us, but we can still have some fun 

This can happen in porn videos only. Imagine trying to have sex with your bae while your or his/her parents are at home. Bad Idea.



There is no such word as performance pressure in my dictionary 

Have you ever seen a porn star getting anxious about touching their partner? I haven't. But in real life, there is no person whose hand doesn't sweat before such moments.



Special skills: undressing within a minute

Something is pleasing about seeing porn stars undressing effortlessly, no struggle to open bra hooks, no stuck zip. Only if this could have been a reality!



Living on an isolated island 

I don't know if anyone of you noticed, sex in porn videos are never interrupted by people ringing the doorbell for something unless it is the entry of another character. However, in real life, while you will be having sex, your neighbour would want to borrow sugar from you, your delayed package will arrive, and the world would want you by their side.



Accidents during sex is a myth 

People don't get hurt during sex in pornography. No matter how complicated the situation is, they will be fine. Does this magic happen in real life too? If it would, there would have been no penis fractures, sudden muscle cramps and back injuries.



Porn is nothing like real-life sex, and that is what makes its appealing to eyes. But one thing for sure, sex is better enjoyed by kids knocking the door to tell something bizarre, pets trying to involve themselves without having a clue, irritating toe cramps and endless other awkward moments that make us laugh.



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